You wipe your mouth after one last bite of pumpkin pie. Wait, no. One more. You crawl over to the couch to let the tryptophan wear off from a nap. You say something about “carb-loading” and your uncles laugh, because who are you kidding? Grandma places her hand-crocheted acrylic throw over you as you drift off into potato-induced dreamland. Before you do, grab your phone and use this playlist to drown out your mom and aunts fighting over whose turkey recipe is better. You know you’re gonna be eating turkey and stuffing sandwiches until November so you ain’t mad.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!